What the Hell is That?!? Oh my God!!!

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Breaking News!!!!

Hello RPF, Just a Few Moments ago, what appeared and felt like a Nuclear explosion just ripped throughout the whole British server. We have reports that the Death toll is 100,000 Penguins and rising fast. People are in despair in Mittens. Mittens is the server it hit. We have a Couple penguins on the case looking for who launched it and why it failed. There at first was 3 missiles, but we believe that 1 stopped short and fell into the ocean off of the Britain coast, and 1 got shot down. The last and third missile fell short and hitting mittens. We believe that it was heading to ether Tuxedo or Tundra. We are very fortunate for it not to hit there. We are now sending RPF troops to mittens to help clean up as well as the war-torn city Tundra. We also know that 100+ RPF troops, 75+ ACP Troops, 175+ Romans died in the explosion. We have no clue who the sent these missiles, and why. We suspect that they were ACP’s Missiles, but we think that the declining UMA soldiers snuck  into the ranks and took out the guards and launched the missiles at us there long-time enemies. If you have extra money or time to donate, donate it to Tundra and Mittens. Mostly Mittens. That’s it. Wait a Second folks, I’m getting a Transmission from in the studio, alright folks, here is the transmission,

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Rodger, Rodger, Bravo 2-4,  Dropping off troops ETA 2 mins. Rodger that Dog 3-5. ………………………………………………(says ACP officer) Come On Troops! Shoot the Hell out those Romans!!!! Push them back!!!………………………………….. (Says some penguin Roman Penguin who died) Sir!?!?! What the hell is that?!?!?!!?!? (Roman Officer) Jesus Christ… ALRIGHT MEN RETREAT, RETREAT GET TO THE BUNKERS NOW!………………………….. (ACP soldier) Yeah sir there Retreating!!! Wait What the hell are they pointing at?!?!?!…. Oh My God………….. (says ACP officer) FALL BACK, FALL BACK NOW GODDAMN IT! NOW!!!!!………………………………………

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Wow, That’s the real stuff. Back to you in the Studio. I’m Blak Mafias. Signing out.

1,000 hits party

Since RPFrulers is haveing there 300,000 hits party today then we will have it toda to.

Operation OverLord

“Alright troops, Today is the day we embark out to hold Tundra. Check your ammo, Check your guns, were moving out.” Says Penguin28770562 Blak Mafias) All troops are on move to hold down the Fort in Tundra. Once we get there we will set up around the clock Patrols. There will be 2 bases, code-named “K-Wall” “FOB”(Forward Operating Base) The Dojo is code-named K-Wall. The Book Room, is named FOB. The Bigger number of the troops will eat, sleep, talk, and s**t at the FOB. But there will be 2 squads (three guys to a squad) in the dojo at all times. There will be patrols of 6 guys (2 guys in diff. rooms at a time) and the rest will be at FOB. We need to help out spongbob007 and the Tundra guard. If you go to the Black Bandits wordpress (www.bbocp.wordpress.com)  they are movieing out for Tundra and going on the defencive. Anyone who see’s a Black Bandit fireing at you, or anyone else in a unifrom, then fire back at them… We gave the Black Bandits  Strict orders to Stay out of, and Dont fire in Tundra. Alright troops. Lets head on out. Gods Speed Troops, God Speed.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Today in Rpf news. Gambler of the Black Bandits has said he “quit” from his chain of command of the Black Bandits to go into the movie biss. I dont know how dumb he is right now, or what state of mind he is in but, he must be really really retarded. He left everything behind to do movies… Thats are Top Story, Reporting to you from in the dojo, im penguin28770562(blak mafias) good night club penguin.

WE WON!!! Part 2

i only got a few pics. today we won a pointless battle against BB, (it was only a few noobs)

mumble05′s igloo

WE WON!!!

Yeah we totally won the battle today against the Black Bandits Today!!! here are some pics of the battle.

look at them there cowards. They even retreated at one point and had to get back up from…. WW (Watex Warriors) How sad is that!!!! HA HA HA LOL! man they say there good, but there not. They talk the talk, but they dont walk the walk.

Rockhopper

Finally rockhopper is dead!!!!!!(i hope) Well his ship became titanic…(lol) but hes in a row boat… I hope a missle hits him or a rouge wave kills him OR the boat sinks!!!!! lol!!! awsome!!!!!! I dont like rockface

War weapons prices going down?

Now since school has started and the UMA invastion of the ACP capital Mammoth is at a Stalemate (ceasefire), and the High price of damand of weapons are going down we can sit down and just go back to our regular work and not fast working so thats good news. But the stalemate of a war isnt all good… We have excess weapons that were not selling so our money is going down… We are ganna make anywere from 1k-5k pay cuts till a war come back up and there are army[s] who need our weapons to help them… Sorry for the bad news, but Yay for the good news (you dont have to come in as early or work as late as you did) Also i am sort of swamped with homework i got tests, homework, and a HUGE project… So i might not answer your questions as soon as you want… if i were you i would send a comment then 1-3 hours later check see if i answerd it. Most likly i did, Maybe not…

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Also, has ACP sided with UMA??? Are Ice Warriors Rising??? Are the ACP invadeng???  

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That is all

-Blak Mafias

money

If you work for the rpf factory i can get you money(if you need it, and want it) For my head generals i can get you 10k in a week. Oh and i need your name and password. Dont worry i will edit out your password…. but if your too scared to tell me then e0-mail me at Tankbusterbf2@aol.com.

Joining

If you want to join the RPF tuxedo Factory then just say so…………… These are the possions that need to be filled. This is a first come first serve. We will be expanding our factory in later weeks. Remmeber come sign up FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!

Head guard- 1 all taken up!

guards-10 NEW! 20

floor managers-5, 4

floor workers-10 NEW! 20