What the Hell is That?!? Oh my God!!!

29 01 2008

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Breaking News!!!!

Hello RPF, Just a Few Moments ago, what appeared and felt like a Nuclear explosion just ripped throughout the whole British server. We have reports that the Death toll is 100,000 Penguins and rising fast. People are in despair in Mittens. Mittens is the server it hit. We have a Couple penguins on the case looking for who launched it and why it failed. There at first was 3 missiles, but we believe that 1 stopped short and fell into the ocean off of the Britain coast, and 1 got shot down. The last and third missile fell short and hitting mittens. We believe that it was heading to ether Tuxedo or Tundra. We are very fortunate for it not to hit there. We are now sending RPF troops to mittens to help clean up as well as the war-torn city Tundra. We also know that 100+ RPF troops, 75+ ACP Troops, 175+ Romans died in the explosion. We have no clue who the sent these missiles, and why. We suspect that they were ACP’s Missiles, but we think that the declining UMA soldiers snuck  into the ranks and took out the guards and launched the missiles at us there long-time enemies. If you have extra money or time to donate, donate it to Tundra and Mittens. Mostly Mittens. That’s it. Wait a Second folks, I’m getting a Transmission from in the studio, alright folks, here is the transmission,

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Rodger, Rodger, Bravo 2-4,  Dropping off troops ETA 2 mins. Rodger that Dog 3-5. ………………………………………………(says ACP officer) Come On Troops! Shoot the Hell out those Romans!!!! Push them back!!!………………………………….. (Says some penguin Roman Penguin who died) Sir!?!?! What the hell is that?!?!?!!?!? (Roman Officer) Jesus Christ… ALRIGHT MEN RETREAT, RETREAT GET TO THE BUNKERS NOW!………………………….. (ACP soldier) Yeah sir there Retreating!!! Wait What the hell are they pointing at?!?!?!…. Oh My God………….. (says ACP officer) FALL BACK, FALL BACK NOW GODDAMN IT! NOW!!!!!………………………………………

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Wow, That’s the real stuff. Back to you in the Studio. I’m Blak Mafias. Signing out.


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7 responses

29 01 2008
Mumble05 (RPF 4 star General)

jeez lol
Blak Mafias: Yeah, its the real stuff mumble…(Well actully i could do beter, but i was rushing because i was hungry and i smelled food, so…………………….. next time i will make it beter.

31 01 2008
raven5111426

good job on your new rank black mafias!
Thanks raven….. but……. i think i should have goten head general. >:( >:( >:( im kinda pissed about that so… But what ever. Anyways Thanks raven!!!!

1 02 2008
raven5111426

i wonder when i will get my rank……
Blak Mafias: idk eather… Keep commenting on http://www.rpfrulers.wordpress.com and asking command what rank you are and stuff.

3 02 2008
raven5111426

thanks for the tip
mo problemo.

5 02 2008
raven5111426

are you going to make a new post soon?

5 02 2008
Penguin28770562 (blak mafias)a.k.a(5 star general)(CEO of the Tuxedo Factory in RPF inc)

hey its me….. idk if i will… if commando approves of some of my new ideas.(can’t say, still secret)(lol) but i will delete this wordpress and make a new wordpress…. i kinda hope he approves of it because this site sucks…. I have like not that many hits and you and mumble are my only two people… I need to make a new site plus this is only the rpf “tuxedo” factory… not a army/what ever wordpress… Also i think that the rpf inc thing is dead in the water sooo….. yeah

That is all

-Blak Mafias (if fear is still operational “widow maker”)

5 02 2008
raven5111426

tell me what the new wordpress is when you make it.
the new wordpress is http://www.rpfrangers.wordpress.com im still makeing it… but its up

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